Anyone in need of a web designer (or someone who is computer literate)????

I'm experimenting with posting my resume to see if anyone will look at it. Right now I'm still unemployed and I'm close to being broke as hell. Well, here is my resume for all of y'all!!!

OBJECTIVE
To obtain a full time postion with my skills in web applications and/or visual communications

EDUCATION
LOYOLA UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO
Bachelors of General Integrative Studies, Web Applications and Visual Communications Concentrations
April 2004, GPA 3.02

MORTON COLLEGE
Associate of Science, Major: Computer Science
May 2002, GPA 3.3

SKILLS
• Adobe Creative Suite (Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign)
• Quark XPress
• Macromedia Dreamweaver
• MS Office Suite (MS Word, MS Excel, MS PowerPoint, MS FrontPage, MS Access, MS Outlook)
• Operating Systems (Windows 2000/XP, Mac OSX, Linux)
• Programming Languages (HTML, Visual Basic 6, Java, XML, Python)
• PC Hardware, LAN and WLAN Configuration

EMPLOYMENT
Pro Staff (Shoplocal.com), Web Content Entry, Chicago, IL (2005 - 2007)
• Enter data from PDF files to company's web content entry system.
• Edit and proofread client promotions before submitting to company website.
• Exemplified high attention to detail.
• Quickly learned new client's needs and standards.

Big Dollar, Sales Associate, North Riverside, IL (2002 - 2003)
• Processed cash and credit card transactions.
• Restock inventory.
• Provide customer service.

Barnett's State and Company, Sales Associate, Chicago, IL (2001 - 2002)
• Post items on eBay for sale.
• Provide customer service over the phone or through email.